Paperwork Ninja

In the land of Fanon where the bunnies lurk

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Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire


In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein


If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

What she said


RIGHT! off to try this


Bringing this back

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On stupid offensive t-shirts


My grandmother once said to me, in that dignified, calm way of hers, “I love truck nuts.”

And I was like, “Wha-  Excuse me?”

"I love those little plastic testicles that people can buy and put on their truck hitches," she said.  "Because I can tell at a glance that the person is a horrible, offensive moron, and save myself from having to find this out via a conversation.  It’s a wonderful time saver when you belong to a motor home club, dear."

She is right.  Every time some idiot comes up with a t-shirt that says “Go make me a sandwich” or “No fat chix,” that is a kindness on their part.  They are doing women, right thinking men, and society in general a great public service.

So that we can tell the douchebags at a glance.  So we can determine, without a single word, that this person:

A. thought that this shirt was funny

B. no, seriously, they found that funny enough to SPEND MONEY ON IT

C. and has no one in their life to tell them that wearing it out in public is unacceptable

And is therefore not likely to be someone anyone wants to interact with. Turns out Gramma was right; it’s a great time saver in fan circles, too.

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i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

Heeeeeeeey macarena!

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if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

satan’s favourite porn writers


I shall put that on my CV.

'Ah I see your hobbies include activism, politics and being satan's favourite porn writer.'

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