not mine, all credit to thedurrrrian (x)
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
"ur a giant fuckin dork" I say, trying to convey my great esteem and admiration for you as best I know how.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Lestat & Louis, Les Vampires des Deco by (unknown source, plz tell me!)
THIS IS GENIOUS
THIS POST HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
I Just Want More Fic Without Having to Write It Myself
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"